woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

bioterrors:

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

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zankiedoodle:

the look strikes again

zankiedoodle:

the look strikes again

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mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad
frenchfryaccordion:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

frenchfryaccordion:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

snlnbc:

That wasn’t very sunglasses emoji of you

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

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silvermoon424:

EVERYONE EXCEPT MY OWN FUCKING MOTHER, APPARENTLY